Oh, Shape of You—the song that took over every gym, grocery store, and TikTok dance challenge, ensuring no one could escape its aggressively repetitive beat. It’s like Ed Sheeran looked at a drum machine and thought, Let’s make the whole song sound like this! And those lyrics? “I’m in love with your body” might as well be Tinder’s official anthem, perfect for anyone whose depth of attraction peaks at six-pack abs.
Let’s not forget the tropical house vibe, which feels as authentic as a resort piña colada made from powder mix. Ed singing about the club is the funniest part—because let’s be honest, he looks like the guy standing awkwardly by the bar sipping water. But hey, congrats to Ed for making a song so blandly catchy it’s impossible to forget… no matter how much you want to.
Someone had to say it!
