“Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran
Oh, Shape of You—the song that took over every gym, grocery store, and TikTok dance challenge, ensuring no one could escape its aggressively repetitive beat. It’s like Ed Sheeran looked at a drum machine and thought, Let’s make the whole song sound like this! And those lyrics? “I’m in love with your body” might as…
Still Rocking… or Just Clinging? The Aerosmith Legacy
Aerosmith — The band that refuses to admit it’s time to retire. Steven Tyler’s voice sounds like a cat in a blender, and somehow he’s still screeching about love like he’s in his twenties—newsflash, Steven, no one really wants to close their eyes and miss a thing if the thing is your aging rock falsetto….
Nirvana: The Anti-Establishment Icons Who Accidentally Became the Establishment
Nirvana — The band that made mumbling lyrics an art form and turned disheveled hair and flannel into the ultimate fashion statement. Kurt Cobain’s lyrics are basically a word salad of angst and existential dread, but somehow they convinced an entire generation that ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ was profound instead of just profoundly unclear. Half…
Basic Beats and White Claw Woes: The Chainsmokers’ Guide to Relatable Mediocrity
The duo that took ‘party music’ and made it the soundtrack for people whose wildest nights involve spilling a White Claw on the Uber driver’s seat. These guys managed to turn a Snapchat caption into a song format, like ‘drink too much, forgot what day it is, woke up in my clothes’—because apparently, having the…
Wonderwalls of Narcissism: Oasis’s Endless Love Affair with Themselves
The band that made sibling rivalry look like a full-time career. The Gallagher brothers could barely get through a soundcheck without hurling insults, but somehow, they convinced everyone that this was just ‘rock ‘n’ roll.’ Their lyrics make every song sound like a love letter to themselves, and if you don’t believe me, just look…
